It’s like they’re just setting us up on purpose.

There’s a local band here called Five Minute Limit and it would be good if all of their sets had a five minute limit because that’s about all I can stand. I was reminded of these guys just now thanks to them cropping up in my Facebook feed, and that reminded me of this time I once saw a band called Call It A Day, and I really wished they would call it a day. And then I got thinking about how it’s the same for bands that actually get pretty big, too. Look at my cheesy examples:

I’m at A Loss For Words over how bad that band is.

And there’s a certain band I’m thinking of who really have brought punk rock to an All Time Low. 

If anyone is listening to these guys This Time Next Year I’ll be surprised.

When they’re on stage I wish someone would Hit The Lights so their set would end.

Deaf Havana is pretty lucky, because if she’s deaf, she can’t hear how shit they are.

I really wish you guys would Save Your Breath.

If it’s the choice between All Or Nothing, I’ll take nothing.

I guess The Story So Far is that five dudes got together to make average pop punk.

You guys really must have Set Your Goals pretty low with your last two albums, because they’ve got nothing on the first.

And I guess Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! is just so fuckin’ stupid that it speaks for itself and really needs no further explanation.